Fun and Inappropriate Dirty Drink Names

Some of these dirty drink names range from silly all the way to pretty inappropriate. These drinks are fun additions for college parties, bachelor or bachelorette parties or other informal get togethers.

The Best Dirty Drink Names

Looking for a little drink shock at your next get together? Whip out some of these cocktails and tell your guests what their dirty drinks are called.

Despite these sometimes outrageous names of the following drinks, they are all delicious. They range from simple shots to layered cocktails.

Cum Shot Drink

One of the dirtiest named drinks on this list, the cum shot drink Is a pretty simple to make shot. It is characterized by its white and creamy appearance which is in part due to the Irish cream ingredient.

Cum in a Hot Tub Shot

The cum in a hot tub shot is an easy to make three ingredient shot. It is a combination of White rum, vodka and Irish Cream. The shot itself is pretty much clear with a few drops of cream floating in it.

Pornstar Martini

A pornstar martini is very simply a martini with passion fruit flavoring. The passion fruit flavor comes both from passion fruit liqueur as well as actual passion fruit.

this exotic martini is relatively easy to make but does include ingredients that are not commonly stocked in your bar.

Buttery Nipple Drink

The buttery nipple is an easy to make layered shot. All you need for this one are butterscotch schnapps and Bailey’s Irish cream.

The taste of the shot is similar to a werthers original but with an extra kick of butterscotch on the tail end. It’s sweet and creamy flavor lend it to be perfect for most any fun occasion.

French Kiss Shot

While the French kiss shot may not be the dirtiest name drink on this list it may be the sweetest. This is yet another layered shot comprised of grenadine, tequila Rose and RumChata. It is topped with whipped cream and the glass is rimmed with red sugar.

The resulting flavor is like a creamy strawberry candy with a kick of cinnamon from the RumChata on the back end. This pink and red drink is perfect for bachelorette parties, Valentine’s Day or anniversaries.

Cowboy Cocksucker Shot

This shot is super easy to mix up. No layering or glass rimming required. You only need three ingredients: butterscotch schnapps, Southern comfort and Irish cream.

This one tastes similar to a butterscotch candy but with a little less sweetness. The southern comfort adds a strong alcohol bite on the back end.

Screaming Orgasm Cocktail

This cocktail can be made either in a rocks class or is a shot. You need equal parts vodka, Kahlua, Irish cream and amaretto. If you’re making the cocktail version add in half and half as well.

This drink is quite sweet and a flavor resembles a Starbucks mochaccino. It has It has flavors of coffee, chocolate and cream as well as a little bit of a bitter almond on the back end.

Slippery Nipple Shot

This shot, like the buttery nipple, is also a layered shot. The difference between the two is in ingredients. While both shots use Irish cream, the slippery nipple also uses sambuca and grenadine.

This fun dirty named drink tastes like creamy red vines or red twizzlers. It has a pretty cool layered appearance with the red grenadine sitting at the bottom and the cream colored Irish cream at the top with the clear sambuca in the middle.

Blue Balls Shot

This shot as you might expect from its name is bright blue in color. For this one you’ll mix up equal parts coconut rum, peach schnapps, sweet and sour mix and blue curacao and add a splash of Sprite.

The resulting flavor of the shot is full of sweet tropical goodness. It’s perfect for any spring or summer occasion.

Starfucker Shot

This shot is a bright and beautiful rose gold color. It is bursting with fruit flavors and tastes very similar to a watermelon jolly rancher.

To mix this one up you’ll need watermelon pucker, crown Royal and Red Bull.

The Blue Motherfucker Drink

This neon blue drink has almost every alcohol but the kitchen sink in it. But, seriously, if you are looking for a super strong drink this is the one to try.

It tastes similar to a Long Island iced tea, but with a little more tropical flavor added in. For this one you’ll need to mix up equal parts of rum, tequila, gin, vodka, sweet and sour mix, blue curacao and Sprite.

Panty Dropper Shot

This shot is actually very similar to the wet pussy shot. It is a light pink color and made of several different ingredients.

for this one you’ll need to mix together equal parts of coconut rum,for this one you’ll need to mix together equal parts of coconut rum, gin, peach schnapps and vodka. And then equal parts of cranberry juice, pineapple juice and triple sec.

The resulting flavor is full of pineapple and cranberry with undertones of the botanicals from the gin and the bite of the vodka.

Purple Motherfucker Shot

This shot, not surprisingly, is a dark purple color. It is super easy to make as you just toss everything in your cocktail shaker and shake it up.

For this one you will need Blue curaçao, amaretto, Southern comfort and cranberry juice. The resulting flavor is quite similar to a sweet cherry icee.

Redheaded Slut shot

Following suit with the color of the drink listed in the name this drink is of course red. The flavor of this shot is like a cranberry peach combination with a little herbal zing added in.

To make this one you’ll need equal parts cranberry juice, peach schnapps and Yeager. Toss it all in your cocktail shaker, shake it up and you’re good to go.

Wet Pussy Shot

This light pink shot actually includes several different ingredients. You’ll need equal parts vodka, coconut rum, gin and peach schnapps. As well as a splash of both pineapple and cranberry juices.

Even though it requires several ingredients it’s still very easy to mix up is everything just gets tossed together and shaken in a cocktail shaker. The resulting drink is a very sweet and fruity flavor. The resulting drink is a very sweet and fruity flavor.

Quick Fuck Shot

This fun and colorful layered shot is pretty easy to make. You just need some Kahlua, Midori and Irish Cream. It is creamy and sweet with a light coffee and melon flavor.

Sicilian Kiss Shot

The Sicilian kiss shot it a little bit of a tamed named shot on this list of dirty drink names. But the flavor does not disappoint.

This shot is a simple two ingredient shot made of amaretto and Southern comfort. If you’re looking for a quick and easy drink this one should be top of your list as all you have to do is make sure two ingredients together and kick it back.

Blowjob Shot

This saucy named shot is a simple to make layered shot. For this one you need equal parts of amaretto and Irish cream. The amaretto goes on the bottom and Irish cream sits on top.

Top your shot off with a large dollop of whipped cream. This one is meant to be taken with your hands behind your back straight off the table with your mouth.

Sexy Alligator Shot

Sexy alligator shot is yet another layered shot on this list of dirty drink names. For this one you need four ingredients: sweet and sour mix, Midori, jager and Chambord.

Midori and sweet and sour mix get mixed together. That is then sat in the middle with the jager on top and Chambord on the bottom.

The resulting shot has a neon green middle with light brownish red top and bottom.

Alligator Sperm Shot

The Alligator sperm shot is a bright green colored shot. It is a combination of Midori (melon liqueur), pineapple juice and cream. It is a sweet, creamy tropical flavored shot.

Sex In The Driveway Drink

Another bright blue drink on the list is a sex in the driveway. For this one you’ll need rum or vodka, blue curaçao, peach schnapps and Sprite.